There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
2007-01-25 12:49:26 · 15 answers · asked by RuKuS 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I actually didn't see the punch line comeing... very good! i liked it a lot!
2007-01-25 12:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by Beef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2007-01-25 21:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-01-25 20:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy that is a scarry kind of long isn't it. Cute
2007-01-25 21:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by trhwsh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE SAID WHOOOPEEEE COME ON IN 9/10
2007-01-25 23:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*rimshot*
3 stars
2007-01-25 20:58:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a true story?
2007-01-26 02:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its funny
2007-01-25 23:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-25 20:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a new one..real nice
2007-01-26 03:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by nitin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋