A woman goes into a bar and orders 2 double whiskys. She sits down and drinks one and throws the other up her skirt. She then goes back to the bar and orders the same, sits down drinks one and throws the other up her skirt. The bar tender observes this and when she returns back to the bar for another round he asks her why she drinks one and throws the other up her skirt. She said that she had won the lottery and was celebrating. The bar tender said that he could understand her drinking but why was she throwing whisky up her skirt to which she repiled "Well it's the only c**t that's getting a drink out off me!!!"
2007-01-25 12:46:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay but crude 5/10
2007-01-25 13:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless. 7/10!
2007-01-25 12:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-25 17:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are all actual in that place, you or i ought to get killed or abruptly drop lifeless today, who knows, and £19M is existence-changing money no longer in user-friendly terms for him yet while invested properly ought to guard his family's destiny for generations. To be trustworthy if this got here approximately to me then i could be satisfied to be ill understanding that my babies would be properly cared for as quickly as I die. he's likewise fortunate that the marvel of triumphing did no longer kill him, because of the fact if I gained that money i'm particular i could have dropped lifeless in marvel!
2016-11-27 19:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical isn't it, she could afford to shout the bar but instead she would rather waste it.
2007-01-25 19:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WHISKEY 9/10
2007-01-25 15:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats my sister for you !
2007-01-29 02:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it!
=D =D =D =D
2007-01-28 11:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You so funny.
2007-01-25 22:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-25 12:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋