2007-01-25 12:37:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If thine eye offend thee... pluck it out...(?) I guess that means it's time for a double amputation!
2007-01-25 12:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go to a millionths-of an inch shoe maker and have a custom made shoe or take some sand-paper and scrub that millionth-of an-inch away from your leg...last thing you can try is to bang your head on the wall so maybe you could shorten your head by a millionth of an inch with a couple of good blows..
good luck
2007-01-25 12:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by lovephoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont think about it, it's normal. no-one has a symmetrical body. differences in limbs is normal. besides being only 3 millionths of an inch it is probably the closest to being equal in the entire world. my legs are 3/4 of an inch difference.it dosen't cause me any problems.
2007-01-25 12:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by jeffrey m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy shoes with one sole three millionths of an inch thicker than the other. That'll solve it!
2007-01-25 12:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an insert for your shoe that is exactly three millionths-of-an-inch thick, to even out your stance.
2007-01-25 12:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a woman who will love you despite your gross physical abnormalities. Ignore how the heartless among us stare at and whisper about you. Finish junior high school. Have kids (but PLEASE get genetic counselling done first, so that you can reconsider before inflicting the same misery on them, that you, yourself, have gone through.)
Someday, Oprah will hear your brave story, and invite you on her show. You will be contacted by Hollywood, and they will do a blockbuster movie about your life. It will make a lot of money, and you will become rich.
See? That which you once cursed about yourself will be what transforms your life!
2007-01-25 13:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang yourself upside down with weights on your ankles ---a lighter one on the longer leg and see a chiropractor cause they can do this for you if they have the right table for it. Use a heavy weight on that short leg. DON'T get 'em confused or you will have a BIGGER Limp!
2007-01-25 12:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by sapphire_630 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you stay out of the brake fluid in your driveway brother. Otherwise your last question will leave stains on your carpet.
Then walk in circles due to your short leg... Have a safe trip, see you next fall.
2007-01-25 12:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.
-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."
2007-01-25 12:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by tiracs69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a mini peg leg on the shorter one to compensate...a flat thumb tack would probably do.
2007-01-25 12:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not really possible, so you should go down to the barber shop and get the butcher to cut them both off and measure them again more closely this time.
Regards,
Chris
2007-01-25 12:42:45 · answer #11 · answered by ChrisJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋