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Be more careful!

2007-01-25 12:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0 0

Hi Mr. Retard welcome back! Let's see if the bottle dropped on your head and then you started to develop a headache, I think the logical thing to do is open that bottle of Excedrin, pull a pill out, get a glass of 8oz water and take the pill & then go lay down on your comfy bed.

2007-01-25 12:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by sunny4life 4 · 0 0

Step 1: Bend over
Step 2: Remove head from sphincter

2007-01-25 12:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Shellular Kellular 6 · 1 0

Drop a full bottle of Jim Beam on your foot and the broken foot will make you forget the headache!

2007-01-25 13:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I heard them rumors on the internets that say excedrin resigns.

2007-01-25 12:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Kwan Kong 5 · 0 0

You should consider reading the book, "Common Morality: Deciding What to Do." I think it was written just for you! In the meantime, take some of that exedrin to get rid of your headache.

2007-01-25 12:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 2 0

Take the whole bottle with a six pack of beer.

2007-01-25 12:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by einzelgaenger08 3 · 0 0

See
WyliE Coyote He has a cure for everything
An ACME sledgehammer should work fine!

2007-01-25 12:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by sapphire_630 5 · 0 0

Question why they made the child proof lids so tough to get off in the first place.

2007-01-25 12:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hit yourself on the head as hard as you can with a sledgehammer.

2007-01-25 12:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OUCH !!!! I know how that feels. My mother in law would give Bufferin a headache

2007-01-25 12:30:03 · answer #11 · answered by Diogenes 3 · 1 0

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