ign'r'nt Atheis' come all up in here and tell us dare ain' no god. Well bruthas we know there's a god and that we will escape hell and unlike them evil atheis' who will faaaaaw into the eternal pit of doom, oh yes they will. So my question is....Atheis' why do you insis' in believing there ain' a god when you can get eternal salvation through JEsus CHRis'. I shall hope god will pour his mercy on YOU! Why?
2007-01-25 11:51:31 · 12 answers · asked by Poo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL...I see really christians saying basically the same thing all the time. They just spell all their words wrong, instead of mocking southern speech through apostophes and slight mispells.
2007-01-25 12:02:00 · update #1
Do you feel better now? You are mocking us! We are not mocking you. Why do you feel the need to do this?
2007-02-02 10:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, man, yeah, I know! I mean, like, Jesus is so AWESOME, isn't he? And how could you not LOVE someone so AWESOME! as Jesus is? And like God, man, He's even AWESOMER!
Man, I love Jesus and God SOOOO much! And unicorns and rainbows!
But seriously now, those Ahtiset fellas, they'd better start paing attension, becuase the second law of thermodynamics and quantem physics and all that molecolar biology I studied PROVE (!) that they're all going to come face-to-glorious awesome face with God someday, and repaint for there since.
2007-01-25 20:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After reading the answers of others, I agree that this may be a ploy.
I will ignore the question and get my two points.
Alright, eternity is a concept that is always true. What will happen after the end? Maybe another big bang. That will be another universe by our current definition. Who cares?
2007-02-02 10:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do I know you're an atheist pretending to be a gassed up Christian just to make us look bad.
Oh, I guess because it's only been done a million times on this board already.
Find some new tricks, will ya?
2007-01-25 19:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sheryl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if you're a Christian, I sure can't tell. Why would a child of God say such harsh things., but yet, you still want other to come to Christ. as a Christian, that is not how we bring othas to Christ my seemed to be a lil lost brotha
2007-02-02 18:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jamaican Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to learn how to spell and talk. You make us christians look bad. Don't be happy about people going to hell. No real Christian does that.
2007-01-25 19:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by suzy-Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Atheists prove there is a God by trying soooo hard to disprove it!
2007-02-02 13:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by cheryle222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you looked in the mirror lately? According to your avatar, you're white. Get a life.
2007-01-31 04:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy is thicker then a brick on Wednesday in July!
hick hick hick-up
2007-01-25 20:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Nell your sister?
2007-01-25 20:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋