2007-01-25 11:36:26 · 13 answers · asked by a sock 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First prove you exist. Then I'll address the Jesus possibility.
2007-01-25 11:40:32 · answer #1 · answered by Theophile 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wwell, you already proved you can turn yourself from a box of nootles to a sock...that amazing right there in itself. Secondly, you have proved you are a through a through evolutionist. Oh and finaly, you have insult my God to the highest level, yep, your well on your way......did I mention I lie well? Honestly, you could NEVER prove it, because you ARENT and you NEVER will EVEN BELIEVE in JESUS CHRIST let alone be him. So back off of what I believe..
please and thank you
~Kat
2007-01-25 19:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kat 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Get a DNA taste. That test will prove that your parentage. Recently, a Komono dragon who had never been around a male, gave birth (well, via eggs). That DNA taste will confirm that you have chromosomes from only your mother and no male influence.
2007-01-25 19:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by grog79 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nothing, because I know that Jesus is in Heaven serving as our intermediary with God. Jesus would not set His feet on this earth until it is cleansed from sin and only then. You are delusional.
2007-01-25 19:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by angelcat 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go down to Arlington National Cemetery and bring them all back at once. You would certainly earn my attention.
2007-01-25 19:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make me fly and shoot laser beams from my eyes, then build me a time machine
2007-01-25 19:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by Sean 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just say that you're Jesus...
Hey, it worked for that other guy!!!
2007-01-25 19:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you had said "on this sock,I will build my church.", you might have had a chance
2007-01-25 19:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
raise the dead, walk on water, turn stuff into other stuff.
along those lines
2007-01-25 19:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Pope Barley 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forget your meds today?
2007-01-25 19:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋