What is da funniest thing ever? I am really in the mood 2 laugh...
2007-01-25 11:34:42 · 17 answers · asked by Akon_luva_13 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Chrissy,
If you have ever changed diapers before, this will make you laugh.
http://www.neatorama.com/2006/09/14/men-changing-diapers/
2007-01-25 12:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by DY Beach 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom walking into a big f-ing meeting yesterday and realizing she had two WAY different shoes on!
Completely true, and completely the funniest thing ever!
2007-01-25 11:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by P_P_K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to pull stuff from the memory banks -- especially a lot of it was "you had to be there" sort of stuff.
How about "KELLY CLARKSON!!", as yelled by Steve Carrell while getting his chest waxed in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"
My friends and I led a schoolmate to believe the 'c-word' meant fart. That made for a lot of laughs.
"Whoa! Somebody cu*ted!"
2007-01-25 11:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw a guy being pushed down the isle in ER positioning is dirtly cap, that cracked me up this is true story.
2007-01-25 11:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by darlene g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The opposite sex.
Seriously, can you think of anything that truly makes you laugh harder, no matter what culture you are in? Farting, excrement, and sex were probably the first things humans ever found funny, and they still are!!
2007-01-25 15:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother asked me if I'm afraid of fire because of 9/11, lol, let me explain. I am not afraid of fire and my mother refuses to believe she's getting older.....My husband and I just cracked up so hard we were crying when she said this.
2007-01-25 12:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by midnight*toker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch "Blazing Saddles" or "The Life of Brian"
2007-01-25 12:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by Gene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called How to Hug, only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?
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blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.
The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands.
They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, �Okay, we'll give him one more try.
We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!�
2007-01-25 11:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by kim 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
some years in the past as quickly as I lived at my mum and dad abode i might ought to pass outdoors to smoke my cigs. properly one morning whilst i grow to be on the telephone smoking I heard a noise, then I observed a automobile force down the ineffective end highway beside the abode. the motor vehicle then got here lower back up the line. Then it grew to become on the subsequent highway that grow to be additionally a ineffective end highway and went down it and got here lower back up and went to the subsequent highway and did the comparable component. I instructed my chum guy it is astonishing they must be casing the joint. good day my mum and dad stay in a midsection classification neighbor hood it is not like we live contained in the severe classification neighbor hood. it is astonishing. So for the subsequent 3 mornings concerning to the comparable time the motor vehicle might come by way of. i might cover at the back of the trees, by way of now I had the make, form of the motor vehicle. the colour and the tag quantity. the subsequent morning i grow to be waiting to call the law enforcement officers. the motor vehicle got here by way of, staggering on time, and that i heard a THUMP on the backside of the force way. i presumed for a 2nd. hmmm So after the motor vehicle handed and that i went to work out what it grow to be. image this i'm on the telephone with my maximum suitable chum we are on pins and needles waiting to call the law enforcement officers and that i pass to ascertain out what the thump grow to be. I even have the telephone on my ear, as i glance down I bust out LMAO so annoying i'm shocked i did no longer wake the pals. i might desire to take heed to my maximum suitable chum yelling Stacie Stacie what's it? You ok? Please, Please tell me? It took me approximately 5 minutes for me to end LOL. you will in no way wager what it grow to be. IT grow to be THE NEWSPAPER. the motor vehicle grow to be the NEWSPAPER guy. nevertheless to on the present time i visit in no way forget approximately that day as long as I shall stay. That got here approximately in 2001 and that i nevertheless do not forget it as though it grow to be the day previous. @ 5:30 a.m while the newspaper guy flies by way of I LOL as I flash lower back to that day. i'm nevertheless LMAO
2016-09-27 23:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm go tu utube i just saw that bideo upp a ways it was funny
2007-01-25 11:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋