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I am here to steal your social services away from you. Including, but not limited to welfare, WIC, Medicare, foodstamps, section 8, and the canned food you donated to the church. When I am not stealing your benies, I am stealing your identity so I can steal your jobs. I have two right now, but I plan on stealing a third.

I want to destroy your middle class and make sure that your kids come out even stupider than yourself out of school. I will steal your kids education and I will sell them drugs to make them even more stupid. I will exchange their books for drugs and put them on the corner to sell their bodies when they run out of books and money, then when they become bums without their front teeth, I will laugh at them.

After that I will tell more people from Mexico to enter illegally and take our land back. We will name it the United States of Aztlan, or just the good ole USA for short.

What do you think of my plan?

2007-01-25 11:17:28 · 15 answers · asked by iLLegal Mexican 2 in Politics & Government Immigration

USCIS Rep, I have stolen enough education. Thanks for the offering more.

2007-01-25 11:32:51 · update #1

15 answers

That is absolutely hilarious! LOL

2007-01-25 11:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

There is no such word as stupider, as you noted in the first sentence of the second paragraph. Before carrying out your plan, I suggest that you receive a better education-& you said "we" came out dumb, HA! You will be more likely to accomplish your goal if you decide to seek higher education.

Also, maybe you should look into seeking a job as well. It would take up much of your time & you would be unable to post absurd comments like the one you have just posted.

Have a nice day.

2007-01-25 11:25:04 · answer #2 · answered by UsCiS-ReP 2 · 3 1

are you trying to be a morron, never mind let me take that back you already are. Stop hating on people thatt dont look like you. You are trying to do with mexicans what you did with black people. Stop being a racist. no body takes jobs away you turn them back. I wish I could see a white dude working on the fields for 12 hours a day do you imagine what they would look like all red and ****. Put your self in their shoes trying to come to a beeter place by risking their lives, and yes I do agree with you there are some people to come here to do bad cuse this "USA" as you call it is full of drugs that your own people bring so dont turn around and blame the brown guy.

2007-01-25 11:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by enano 4 · 3 1

Good sarcastic comment. A little bit aggressive, but I can understand the anger against the stupid immigration laws USA is getting. Example a wall between Mexico and USA. It is sadly how humans can't learn from the past. Do you remember the wall in Berlin?

2007-01-25 11:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by Pato FV 2 · 6 1

Hillary you are such a joker Good luck on the presidential run

2007-01-25 11:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh come on Mr. Clinton, you are above such things.

2007-01-25 11:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by oklatom 7 · 3 0

hahahaha

I am stealing your yob...

If this guy is making fun of anti-illegal sentiment, this is great.

If he's serious, it's still pretty funny, but unintentionally.

2007-01-25 11:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Richardson '08 3 · 6 1

I think you can get the heck out of our country.

2007-01-25 11:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly 3 · 5 1

Yeah, I already knew that about you. You're mama is so proud of you.

2007-01-25 11:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by slack action 3 · 4 1

Do not do what you think. It is all in the mind.

2007-01-25 11:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 2 0

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