If there was a way to cut God in two, what would happen?

Answer 1

There is a way. The finest sword from Hattori Hanzo would work. For it is written "If you meet god on your journey, god will be cut."

Now since half of infinity is equal to infinity you would end up with two equally infinite gods. Futhermore, since they are both omnipresent they would continue to be in contact with the holy blade and both would be immediately cut again, and again, and again. Now multiplying infinities exponentially is different. You might start running out of room.

Fortunately, we know that god is a jealous god so it's inevitable that the battle between the god parts would begin immediately. It then boils down to whether or not an infinite number of gods could destroy and infinite number of gods quicker than an infinite number of gods could be created by cleaving an infinite number of gods.

Makes as much sense to me as Intelligent Design.

Answer 2

There is no way to cut God in two. So the question then becomes meaningless.

First off, cut typically implies that God has parts. However, the traditional concept of God is that God is simple (meaning he has no parts). I don't believe that there is a good analogy of this in nature.

A typical argument for this is,

1. Parts imply a part maker (or a creator)
2. God doesn't have a have creator
3. Therefore God doesn't have parts.

Answer 3

If you cut above the sixth node, you will just have a shorter God. If you cut below the sixth node, both halves will regenerate and you'll probably go to hell twice.

Answer 4

What would happen if you were cut in two? Probably the same thing.

Answer 5

0 *.5 = 0

or per christians view.
Fundies : " you cant what a stupid question. i'm reporting u."
middle ground: " i can't wrap my head around it... but i'll watch for the other answers"
very lax" assuming you could cut him in two - you'd have two infinite beings, who would thus cause friction by rubbing against each other ... so reality would burn ...hey did i see that in a comic once?"

Aethists ... see first section -

Answer 6

Uhhhhh.... you'd get two dead halves of God, I think, but since it's God, He'd just perform another miracle and come back to life, I guess...

Answer 7

:
Isa 43:10
Ye are my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

Answer 8

∞/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\


Every person and moon and planet and star and nebula and ..
would split in two and we would then have a duoniverse or perhaps a schizoverse.


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\∞

Answer 9

it would go rihgt through him :)