how can I pimp out my Winamp?

Answer 1

First you would need a pimp license. Then you must find a block for your Winamp to work that isn't taken by another pimp or the police.

It has to be a in a sleazy downtown district. Then you dress your winamp in high heels, fishnet stockings, a miniskirt, and glittery bra. You may also want to give it a blond wig with long hair. Then you need to teach it the tricks of the trade.

So when a car is passing by your Winamp will say "hey baby, you looking for a good time?"

Once in a while you will catch a John who will say "yes, $100?"

Now the Winamp will say "make it 150 and I'll throw in the extra blow dry special"

And he will say "fine get in"

Of course, if the Winamp doesn't give you your share of the profit (30%), is withholding money, or disagrees with your policies you have to give it a good backhanded pimp slapping to keep it in line.

I hope this helps.

Answer 2

Try browsing some Winamp skins. There are some pretty neats on that people have made. Good luck!

Answer 3

Dress it up nice. Walk it around on Sunset and Vine AFTER 9pm. Slap it around if it gets uppity.

Answer 4

beat it and hold its passport. then send out to the streets and if it don't make any money then beat it again.

Answer 5

ROTFLMAOLOL. Funny way to put the question x)
http://www.winamp.com/skins/

Answer 6

go to http://www.winamp.com/plugins/

its pimptastic