A man was in the middle of the jungle surrounded by a hundred savages. He said to himself, 'i'm screwed.' Then suddenly god appeared and said to the man, 'no, you are not... take that stone over there and beat the chief to death with it.' So the man grabbed the stone, and lunged at the chief, killing him almost instantly. Then god reappeared and told the man, 'now.... YOU'RE SCREWED.'
2007-01-25 10:13:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but if he was alone and he spoke is he still wrong??
2007-01-27 05:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell that this is a joke because of the reference to G-d... but I can't find the humor.
2007-01-28 00:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's funny.....8/10
2007-01-27 11:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋