called her Irish maid and drew her attention to the dust on the top of the piano."Mary" she said "I could write my name in this dust" "Isn't education a grand thing, ma'am? said Mary.
2007-01-25 09:48:39 · 6 answers · asked by hogasnogie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 I absolutely loved it!!!You get a star for this one!!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes
everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.........
You got nice house."
2007-01-25 10:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary is very sensitive...... hw come she ended up as maid in an irish home?
2007-01-25 18:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10.
2007-01-25 17:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-01-25 18:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-01-25 18:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Pi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-25 18:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋