Jhonny is conscripted in the war and finds himself on the front line. So He asks his sarge how in the world he could get a month's paid leave. After much persistance his Sergeant finally agrees to give him the leave if he brings a Panzer tank back to him.
Off Jhonny went and 3 days later he comes back driving a Panzer. Absolutley amazed his sarge signs the leave forms and sends him on his holiday.
Befrore jhonny left he asked how he did it.
Jhonny replied: it was easy i was stuck in a trench with bullets flying over and I shouted HANZ and he replied JA so I shouted DO YOU WANT A MONTHS HOLIDAY so he replied JA.
So then we swapped tanks
2007-01-25 09:47:31 · 20 answers · asked by geoffrey2312 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep good 1 9/10
2007-01-25 10:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was he dumb enough to drive his tank into a trench??? If it was a decent tank, he shouldn't have worried about the bullets, he should have used it to return fire...
2007-01-25 09:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*loads shotgun and looks grimacely to the ground, grinding teeth, wishing the author of that joke was at least on this side of the atlantic* cringe
2007-01-25 10:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. That's a good joke. Very funny. Thank you.
2007-01-25 09:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-25 09:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The avatar was funny.
2007-01-25 10:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Metal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah im laffing (But secretly crying inside)
2007-01-25 10:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
2007-01-25 10:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm. 5/10.
2007-01-25 22:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Is that you in the pic?
2007-01-25 10:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋