I am starting a church, we shall meet whenever a big sporting event is on and praise our god "live sport" we will take communion (nachos) and the beer will represent the blood.
Christians need not apply or answer this post as I already know you think I will burn in hell etc
2007-01-25 09:04:39 · 21 answers · asked by Jason Bourne 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
But wouldn't it just disintigrate like Christianity into many sects? Red Sox, Giants, Bulls, Flyers etc?
2007-01-25 09:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother sought money from a bar full of drunks and from a church he went to all his life that had helped people with money problems in the past and from a bar full of drunks gave around 500 dollars and the church gave zero nothing nada. It's the church people that make most people sick and not beer, your ok in my book.
2007-01-25 17:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I propose the first schism. I believe the true faith means that only hockey games are to be watched and only canadian beer be drank!
Nachos are good though.
2007-01-25 17:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooo, oooo, oooo, Can Brett Favre, Dan Marino and Peyton Manning be some of our saints? Oh, and we HAVE to have a white marble sculpture of John Madden!
2007-01-25 17:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No thank you I will stick with what I have.
Spaghetti and meatballs,a beer VOLCANO and a stripper factory.
Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
2007-01-25 17:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can I be a Bishop if I wear a Red t-shirt?
2007-01-25 17:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by Icefire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can we collect money to help the ***** college foundation???, if so count me in!!!!! "The mind is a terrible thing to waste".
2007-01-25 17:15:46 · answer #7 · answered by paradiseemperatorbluepinguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you didn't call it a Church I'd be the first to join.
2007-01-25 17:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny. You just described my house on Super Bowl day.
2007-01-25 17:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Laura 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good for you!
If there is a "satellite television" sect to your religion I might join.
2007-01-25 17:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋