What would you do if you are in the middle of taking a dump and your house is on fire and you found out that you dont have toilet paper, and you had less than 3 min. to get out of the house. what would you do???
2007-01-25 08:36:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm, I'd pull up my pants. Run out of the house screaming like a maniac and then tell everyone that I was so scared that I sh*t my pants!!!!
2007-01-25 08:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple...finish the dump, then grab a towel to wipe my rear end. Throw the pooh-covered towel on the fire with just enough time to spare for your escape through the bathroom window. Then I would warn the firefighters of the bad smell in the house.
2007-01-25 16:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by corylingard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a tough question. In all honesty, if my house was on fire I would run as fast as I could naked, wiping my *** or whatever the situation may be. If I had too, I'd just run outside and wipe later!
2007-01-25 16:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by journeythroughlife85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd Pull my pants up, flush the toilet, grab the cats, wake your dad up and get out of the house!
2007-01-25 17:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Witty_Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run like hell to the kitchen for some paper towels and run out to the backyard wiping my ****
2007-01-25 16:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shop for Toilet paper on Ebay on my laptop and then for a fire extinguisher.
2007-01-25 16:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mastermind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok take off your clothes and use them to wipe ur a** then jump out the window and run around the naborhood nakid yelling im nakid and my house is on fire!!! lolololol
2007-01-25 16:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by neka50_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the firemen to come, and stick your dirty a$s out the window to get hosed clean.
Works like a charm.
2007-01-25 16:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finish my dump and get in the tub and turn the shower on.
2007-01-25 17:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Berzirk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slide down the bannister
2007-01-25 16:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋