A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!
2007-01-25 08:16:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG OMG OMG like WOW never EVEN saw it coming!! OMG OMG OMG
2007-01-25 08:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
i ahve heard it b4 but different!
mine goes this little boy named jimmy was praying b4 bed and said godbless my family and sepecailly aunt june!
about an hour later the boys mom said, jimmy,aunt june dided last night!
the next day when he was praying again, he said god bles mommy and daddy, and epsailly grandpa!!
the next day his mother came up stares crying and weeping and said, jimmy your randfather dided last night, i am so sorry.
The third night jimmy was saying his prayers, he said godbless mommy, and espeacilly daddy!
so the next day the boys father left early ffrom work to avoid any accidents, he didn't eat lucn incase he chochek and drove home slowly to aviod dying!
when he got home at around two oclock the father saw that the mailman was dead on the porch!
when the wife got home, and saw the mailman he said uhh honey there is something i need to tell you
lol
2007-01-25 08:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but 2 long
2007-01-25 08:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's so funny I give it a 9! :) giggles!
2007-01-25 08:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My niece and I found this to be very hilarious!!!! Good one!!!!lmao to the point where my kids think I've lost my mind!!!
2007-01-25 11:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by momofatsc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaaahaa, thats ****** up, very funny hahaha
2007-01-25 08:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard something like this before... it's still good though.
2007-01-25 08:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by PenguinLoaf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! LOL
2007-01-25 09:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by Eric W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! thats funny
2007-01-25 08:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a long heard joke... but u sound good.... thanx for the good laugh, lol.... post more..ok.
2007-01-25 08:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋