Q. Why is a man like a _________?
A. They both come is spurts.
2007-01-25 07:52:22 · 18 answers · asked by OMGWTFBBQ!!1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
penis
2007-01-25 07:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A. A Lawn Sprinkler
2007-02-02 15:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cold Spell
Flood
sneezing attack
Diarreha
2007-01-25 15:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by freyja5683 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pair of cowboy boots? (is a spurt the thing on the back of a cowboy show?)
2007-02-02 15:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is a man like a bad case of diarrhea?
2007-01-25 15:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by The Smuggler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the Chicago Bears sorry *** offense, and nancy-boy defense, which will get CRUSHED by the might mighty Peyton Manning juggernaut!
2007-01-25 16:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the Smuggler got it
2007-01-25 16:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A garden hose.
2007-02-02 12:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by LindaAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a. faucet
b. fountain
c. starving pump
d none of the above
What a silly question !!
2007-01-30 16:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bl0w job
2007-01-25 16:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by corylingard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i agree... the smuggler takes this one
2007-01-31 15:28:00 · answer #11 · answered by d.a. b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋