2 nutters in an asylum and one of them is flicking a torch on and off while the other one looks on.the nut with the torch says to the other one ''i bet you £50 you cant climb up the beam of this torch'' the other nut says ''what?do you think i am stupid?i know what your'e like i would get halfway up and you will turn the torch off''
2007-01-25 07:41:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO&PMS
old jokes are the best
2007-01-25 07:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Michael D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just to say tnx for the laughs:
Nutter 1 jumped in pool, nutter 2 saved him from drowning.
The psychiatrist (d0ctor) told nutter 2 that the hospital is letting him off now because by saving nutter 1 from drowning he'd proved himself as sane, but unfortunately nutter 1 still died as he committed suicide in the morning by hanging himself.
Nutter2 replied: no, Nutter1 did not commit suicide, I hang him there to dry.
2007-01-27 13:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by psalm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly not as stupid as we thought before the torch was left turned on. I would not have trusted them either.
2007-01-29 01:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 'un but I think mine is better 2 nutters(not the same as yours)are looking at a clock,one says "is that clock right?"the other says "yes",the first one says "well what the hell is it doing in here".
2007-01-25 07:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by tourist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,I don't think it's that old. I only heard it now. It's funny and I like it..
2007-01-25 07:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by ..pAniC aTTacks.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, the lights on but no ones home.
2007-01-25 08:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-25 07:58:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt make me laugh
2007-01-25 07:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it!
2007-01-25 07:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by dark angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-01-25 07:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋