Mabe I should ease-up on the Brandy?
Viens a moi!
Two Blonde Essex Girls walk into a department store, They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Debs sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace"
"Yeah what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Debs takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"
2007-01-25 07:39:33 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny enough
2007-02-02 05:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by SC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha haha priceless haha oh thats a good one now hahaha you must be going crazy with the jokes haha thats like the sixth one ive read from you hahaha and there all good.. keep up the good work
2007-01-29 21:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does it smell like tink its always to far from my nose to smell it 10/10
2007-01-26 09:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was #1. you should be a comedian. you would be better than Tommy Tiernan
2007-02-02 05:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by steven g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one tink, your on a roll, where do you get them from?
2007-01-30 03:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dam u got the best freakin jokes, where do u get them all???? email me sum more if u get the chance cjhabes2010@yahoo.com
2007-01-29 10:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by kirby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-31 02:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she try the taste test ?
2007-01-29 01:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha made me laugh at work keep them coming lol
2007-02-02 04:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by MIchell G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Cute little nasty joke :0)
2007-01-25 08:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋