A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes and a 500g jar of coffee.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
2007-01-25 07:38:52 · 48 answers · asked by floss 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hell yah since the jolk made me laugh i emailed it to some of my freinds and i printed it out and handed it out to my school
2007-01-25 07:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny 8/10
2007-01-25 07:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by jamie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 07:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Crackoa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-25 09:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10
2007-01-25 07:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes it is funny
2007-01-25 07:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny
2007-01-25 07:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
2007-01-25 07:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke has been around!... But is funny every time :)
2007-01-25 07:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-25 07:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by JAMES O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋