Why do I constantly think about beer ?

Question

Is it a problem if I think about beer all the time, even dream about it ?

Answer 1

your an alcholic.....just like lindsy lohan! congrats

Answer 2

here's why

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jeoulous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. You don't have to drive a beer home on the morning.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14. If you poor a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know your the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

Answer 3

I constantly think about women when I drink my beer. I not sure if I have a problem, but, it make the beer more enjoyable.

Answer 4

Because you have an overactive 'beer-gene'. Or, it could be that you have a wheat deficiency. Dangerously low levels of wheat can produce cravings as your bodies attempt to satisfy said deficiency. Of course, my answers are not meant to treat or cure any disease, as I am not certified in beer- or hefe-ology. I'm sure Confuscious would say, 'drink the beer, but do not let the beer DRINK YOU.'
I hope this was helpful my friend.

Answer 5

Ha my husbands the same way! You guys are just thirsty ALL THE TIME! I tell him to drink water soooo drink some water maybe you won't dream about beer so much! Though it is good on weekends eh!

Answer 6

Many people are obsessed with beer, "acholics" don't be ashamed, what you really need to do is to don't buy and drink ANY more beer for the rest of this month or week. See if that helps, and yes it is a problem. A MAJOR problem!

Answer 7

Thanks for bringing up beer. Now I'M THIRSTY and stuck at my desk. Luckily there's a whole fridge full of beer in the warehouse and quittin' times 3:30.

Answer 8

Perhaps you're Thirsty* LOL
Umm Perhaps you have nothing else in your life that you want to think about other than Beer* LOL
SO go grab yourself another Beer and keep on thinkin*

Answer 9

because if you never drink beer. the chances are you might want to try it for the first time.

Answer 10

maybe you have no confidence, beer gives you this, so your now addicted. This is true with many young drinkers. You'll grow out of it, keep on keeping on ;)

if your old, then your probably known as the town lush

Answer 11

yuo may have thought about it because you have become addicted to it . i would say it wouldnt hurt to have a beer once a week so that you maybe will stop thinking about it . hope i could help .