2007-01-25 06:53:30 · 28 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I bit him in a club here in LA. He tasted like chicken.
2007-01-25 07:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
No, but I can prove my cheese is not made of Johnny Depp.
2007-01-25 15:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can not prove that Johnny Depp nor that I is not made out of cheese.
However, the evidence is overwhelmingly convincing that neither of us are made out of cheese.
2007-01-25 15:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese gets better with age
2007-01-25 15:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be HAPPY to try! I'd be willing to be he's QUITE gouda. Edam you for making me think these warm thoughts while I'm at work. Now my brain is all swiss cheesed.
2007-01-25 15:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
I can't prove God exists either.
But Johnny Depp didn't save my soul.
And neither did any other God or Deity, but Jesus.
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"Cheese gets better with age "
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LOL
2007-01-25 15:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. dunno. even if u cut him up and proved it, ud then have to deduct the definition of cheese, and how it could differ to different people. and if cheese to me is a human to you where mouse to me is a baloon to you... what is in a name?
"a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet"
2007-01-25 15:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used to be made of cheese, but he evolved.
2007-01-25 15:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by iraqisax 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We can't prove he's not, so I guess we must assume it's true. It seems to be the argument most religious people use.
2007-01-25 15:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've tasted his cheese
2007-01-25 15:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Garrison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if he cuts the cheese.
2007-01-25 15:01:34 · answer #11 · answered by frontmann2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋