The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we
all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate,
not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was
"fascinated.
"The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word
"fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned
by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could
damage
the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her ****
are so
big she can only fasten eight."
2007-01-25 06:44:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, ya know that little johnny put's me in mind of my little brother when he was about 11 he came home from school and asked my mum if he could tell her a joke but she wasn't aloud to shout at him, so of course she said she wouldn't, so the joke went:
My mate says to stop changing your lipstick because his d**k looks like a rainbow.
At this point my mum did shout and kicked him round the house, lol. I still laugh to this day about it.
2007-01-25 07:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by louisem28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff 10/10 (when can I see aunt Gina. Phooor!)
2007-01-25 07:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a great Little Johnny joke!!
2007-01-25 07:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-25 07:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant..little johnny jokes never get old!
i think it might be time his parents thought about home-schooling though lol
2007-01-28 11:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-25 06:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good party joke.
2007-01-25 06:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by severyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johhny is a bad boy!
2007-01-25 06:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why is the little perv in all the jokes named "jonny/johnny? lol
2007-01-25 06:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by hockeydude25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT FUNNY
9/10
2007-01-25 06:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋