A penguin on holiday is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
2007-01-25 06:27:26 · 22 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you`re in a minority there lee, she`s very funny
2007-01-25 06:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaa! Wait so this penguin is on holiday in Arizona, he can drive and talk to a mechanic and buy ice cream. Yet he doesnt have hands???!!!
2007-01-25 07:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“
ROFL, LMFAO! OMG, this seriously has made my day, and I'm adding this to my favorites. Thnx
2007-01-25 07:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, 10/10!one of the only jokes that i didnt guess the punch line half way through!!!
2007-01-25 07:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by brefbaybay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i have to agree rude but cute.Heard it a long time ago.but it still is cute.
2007-01-25 08:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one diana h keep em coming 10/10
2007-01-25 06:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad not bad 8/10
2007-01-25 06:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Diddley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a funny one...a 7..thx for the laughs..:-)
2007-01-25 06:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Funny.
2007-01-25 06:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sign of a good joke is one you laugh at it even when you have heard it before, thanks for the laugh
2007-01-25 06:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by laughinggiraffe2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋