Woman behind me asked if I had a dog.Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I said no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, but I shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50lbs. before I awakened in I/C with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out. I went on&on with my bogus diet story & she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, cheap diet & that the way it works is to load your pockets/purse with Purina nuggets & simply eat 1 or 2 every time you felt hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that all in line were by now into my story, mostly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me & was that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no.I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out
2007-01-25 06:25:26 · 6 answers · asked by Feline05 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i personally prefer the friskies diet.
2007-01-25 07:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-25 10:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thx for the info..
2007-01-25 06:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, that was funny!
2007-01-25 06:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by offlights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-01-25 06:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT FUNNY
2007-01-25 06:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋