A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.
The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on
the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have
orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at
this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
2007-01-25 06:16:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-25 09:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one girl lol 9/10
2007-01-26 01:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !
2007-01-25 06:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dead keen that rookie 10/10
2007-01-25 06:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-25 10:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by buickbeast 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must be as stupid as the soldier...
cause i don't get it!!!!
LOL
2007-01-25 07:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I give it "Two Yucks Up."
2007-01-25 06:25:06 · answer #7 · answered by Gene 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol.......very funny
2007-01-25 09:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........... thanks for a laugh........
2007-01-25 16:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH
ROTFLMAO
2007-01-25 06:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋