He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds...
AND IT BETTER BE THERE"!
The next morning Jim got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
2007-01-25 06:16:02 · 15 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and whens his funeral...lol
2007-01-26 05:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-01-25 14:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by steve223261 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Needed a laugh
2007-01-25 14:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now he is waking from his coma. From the scale hitting his head.
2007-01-25 14:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Chad K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She weighed 200 kilos???
2007-01-25 14:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cruel good one 9/10
2007-01-25 14:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2007-01-25 14:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet she was P.Oed! That's men for ya!
LOL...that was cute.
2007-01-25 14:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn , that sounds like me, my hubby been telling tales out of school again?
2007-01-25 14:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh,,, harsh... 6/10
2007-01-25 15:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-01-25 14:40:18 · answer #11 · answered by Juillet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋