A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a > tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosties back in the box......."
2007-01-25 06:11:49 · 21 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl, thats a good "un"
2007-01-25 06:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-25 06:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 10/10 lol very funny
2007-01-25 06:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Diddley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!
2007-01-25 06:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, LOL, that was a funny one. 10/10
2007-01-25 07:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I heard that one before, but it's still funny!
2007-01-25 06:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by gingi_01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty dang funny. never heard that one before. still smiling.
2007-01-25 06:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but still funny.
2007-01-25 06:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you are awful but I like you
2007-01-25 06:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke, but you told it wrong.
2007-01-25 06:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 15/10 4 U!!!
2007-01-25 06:16:26 · answer #11 · answered by scott d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋