The Three Little Pigs
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> Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and
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> "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
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> "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
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> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
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> The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for
>dinner.
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> "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
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> "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
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> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
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> The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached
>the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
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> "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
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> "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
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> "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little
>piggy.
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> "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
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> But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
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> You're gonna LOVE me for this....
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> The third piggy says -
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> "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
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2007-01-25 05:58:38 · 16 answers · asked by ilove_twilightmovie08 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Long, but cute
2007-01-25 06:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that was cute...but u really should have 5 little piggies unless 2 were killed in an unfortunate scissor incident!
2007-01-25 14:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny but check this out!
Skywriters were advertising the opening of a new store. Five
planes, flying in perfect formation, spelled out the name, then
flew out of sight. Right behind them was another plane, flying
alone.
“What’s that plane doing?” a spectator asked.
Tongue firmly in cheek, I answered, “Spell check.”
2007-01-25 14:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Helper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-01-25 14:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just emailed this joke to my Uncle, I cleaned it up first...It is cute but oh so bad
2007-01-25 14:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee all the way home!
2007-01-25 14:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O Gawd! That was awful!
2007-01-25 14:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by sadairlennon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow do that was so stupid i think i became just a little more stupid than iam now
2007-01-25 14:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, not so funny, but hahaha.
Kisses from Argentina
2007-01-25 14:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Chic@ m@l@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH that was ****** stupid hahah but funny hahahah
2007-01-25 14:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by A Flower for a SIn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋