One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?"
GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to create."
So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shinny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"
2007-01-25 05:55:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Faf, Loved it, There goes the bloody Brandy again!!!!!!!!
I should remember not to drink and read your jokes at the same time!
Good 1
Tink x
2007-01-25 07:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-25 13:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anti men again girl 8/10
2007-01-26 09:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good again. 8/10.
2007-01-25 14:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not, God jokes are so OLD come up with something new and interesting dude, Stop with the GOD Jokes or Adam and Eve same difference
2007-01-25 13:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Good One. Like Mencia says....Dee Dee Dee!!
2007-01-25 14:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Feline05 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he learned her to fake that she was stupid so thats another thing they fake 10/10
2007-01-25 14:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did god say after she created man?
i can do better!
hahaha
2007-01-25 14:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its pretty funny, I laughed but some people are going to think it offensive.
2007-01-25 14:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by ehrlich 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ya thats brill
2007-01-25 14:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋