Flying back from Ohio on Sunday I'm standing behind an Old Lady in the security line. As her one carry-on bag disappears into the X-Ray Machine, an alarm goes off and Airport Security jumps into action. Great, I thought, I'm stuck in line behind Osama Bin Laden's grandmother...
2007-01-25 05:50:53 · 19 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you guys get a life-its a joke not a freakn story with an ending!!!!!!!
2007-01-28 05:26:24 · update #1
hahaha
that's funny, but unfortunate...
did you make it home in time?
or did they go through a detailed search? lol
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2007-01-25 05:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
where is the rest of it. Your standing behind an old lady
2007-01-25 13:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by short 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was probably just trying to get her "medical marijuana" back home. Maybe a little bit of "medical crack", too. Or maybe she forgot to leave nail clippers behind.
2007-01-25 13:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by roknrolr63 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She had her "six shooter" with her because she heard there might be some "ay-rabs" trying to take over the airplane. Jeez! Common sense!
2007-01-25 13:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by alienorgy69 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok and where exactly is the joke?
2007-01-25 14:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by James Dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your point is?
Or did your boss just walk in and you had to hurry up and finish?
2007-01-25 13:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it was just a clever disguise, you can never be too careful.
2007-01-25 13:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by orcs8myhead 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
better luck next time(on the joke)
2007-01-25 13:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Marty B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you going to finish the joke today?
2007-01-25 13:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by dontchawish 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL....thats funny...If that REALLY happened..I would NOT get on that flight!
2007-01-25 13:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋