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Like you lived your life all good or at least "believed" enough to get into heaven, (depending if your christian sect).
and once you are there, it is for all eternity

then you have a magical scythe that has been sharpened with the power of the lord (magically sharp)

and slice some christians in their white robes.
wouldnt red blood look dramatic in a place that is whiter than white?

what would happen to you? could you be thrown out of heaven?

If people can be rotten and then reform and get into heaven, then why not the other way and go bad once there?

2007-01-25 05:47:46 · 7 answers · asked by brainiac 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Wow, thank you fatty! I am so proud to win this honor.

2007-01-25 06:14:08 · update #1

7 answers

Seriously, thanks for the laugh.

2007-01-25 06:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1 0

People are tested on earth. Those who are serial killers, who never repent & confess Jesus Christ their Lord & have heart faith in the atonement and resurrection before they die; will go to hell.

Those who go to heaven are redeemed by the blood of the Lamb & it is impossible to abide in sin (make it a comfortable habit) because of the Holy seed within. Murderers don't go to heaven. To murder, one has to have hate in their heart and those who hate aren't even born of God yet. When a person is born again, all sins are washed away in His redeeming blood.

Hell is the place where the demons who hate you will cut you in hell and put you back together and cut you again.

2007-01-25 14:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by LottaLou 7 · 0 0

In Heaven, all sin will be abolished, it will not exist, In heaven, what it is like will go beyond euclidean or other practical measuring devices, and that what heaven is really like will go beyond what we can perceive now as reality.
All that you mentioned before, will be nothing, not even a pale reminder, for those former things will pass away.

Ecc 1:11 [There is] no remembrance of former [things]; neither shall there be [any] remembrance of [things] that are to come with [those] that shall come after.

2007-01-25 13:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Matthew 7:21
[ I Never Knew You ] “Not everyone who says to Me( Christ Jesus), ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My(Christ Jesus) Father in heaven.

[ good enough or at least believed good enough is not the test by which one will enter heaven.The Lord knows our hearts and minds.

2007-01-25 14:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by what? 3 · 0 0

Considering the percentage of serial killers and mass murderers who were spawned by Christianity, I'd say there are already plenty of them there.

2007-01-25 13:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NEW RECORD- This is now the stupidest question ever asked.

2007-01-25 13:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Once you are dead, you can't exactly die again, eh?

2007-01-25 14:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0 0

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