and says av won the jackpot on the lottery and to start packing husband darling thats great were we going wife a dont care just make sure your gone when a get back
2007-01-25 05:47:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha, quite funny that was. I'd not do that to my fella if i won the lotto, i'd be taking him shopping with me x
(well someones gotta carry all the shopping bags!!)
:D Lol
2007-01-25 05:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny, it may improve a little if it were spelt correctly and punctuated properly.
A woman rings her husband to tell him she's won the jackpot on the lottery and says he should start packing. Her husband replies "Darling that's great, where are we going?" She says "I don't care just make sure you're gone when I get back."
2007-01-25 05:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by thecat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lottery releases the names to the media and the media does record it, yet in case you wait about 60 days, its no longer information, so the publicity nonetheless isn't that tremendous. i can make a xerox reproduction of the fee ticket for myself and position the unique in my lock field and then contact an accountant and a criminal specialist to propose a thanks to make investments and who to inform and who to split it with. All lottery tickets are valid for ninety days, and some for a three hundred and sixty 5 days. in the previous I positioned it interior the lock field, i ought to call the state lottery and performance them confirm that I have the prevailing fee ticket and tell them i am going to are available in when I communicate to my criminal specialist and accountant. Then, i imagine i ought to get about $one hundred,000.00 turn that into quarters and roll round bare in them.
2016-10-16 02:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn Skippy! Tradin him in for a newer, younger model with less mileage! he he
2007-01-25 05:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it loads but its funny
2007-01-25 05:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2007-01-25 06:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-25 06:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Diddley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that's a funny 1..:-)
2007-01-25 05:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats wrong
2007-01-25 05:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by arp2007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so not funny, maybe tell another joke.
2007-01-25 06:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by samson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋