I heard the old ones:
How long did it take you get here from heaven?
You must be tired, you been running through my head since you got here...
Do you know anything about my phone? I need to know how to put your number in it...
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours...
What have you heard, used or what has been used on you?
2007-01-25 05:27:54 · 10 answers · asked by angel2005_2001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
~baby girl you are p.h.a.t. (fat)...Pretty Hot And Tempting
~Guy: you are hot
Girl: not really its kinda cold outside
Guy: Then maybe i should warm you up
~i better call 911 cuz u stole my heart
~are u a parking ticket? because u got fine written all over u
~Our love is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply
~Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
2007-01-25 07:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If I told you that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?
Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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2007-01-25 13:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The smoothest line that has ever been used on me was:
Babe, ur so hot, Id say u were on fire....So u might wanna think about removing that skirt....It could be flammable!
Some others are:
That skirt looks good on you...but it would look even better on my bedroom floor!
Ur daddy must have been a terrorist cuz baby ur DA BOMB!
Ur daddy must have been an extaterestrial cuz baby u outta this world.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
2007-01-25 13:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my teddy bear...can I hug you instead
If you were a booger I'd pick you(high school boys)
Girl...if you were a candy cane I would lick the stripes right off you
I forgot my lunch...can I buy you yours
I don't know the alphabet...I keep wanting to put U and I together
How you doin?(actually had a guy say that while I was trying to buy the friends DVD set)
2007-01-25 13:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by artgirl11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
+You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. +Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
+I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
+If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
+If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
+Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize?
+Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
+I am a magical being, take off your bra.
+Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
+I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
+Would you like to see me naked ??
+Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
+Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
2007-01-25 13:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥will♥skate♥4♥life♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've said:
Hi,my name is...
Is that book any good? I've heard of it...
Have heard:
You're like a big teddy bear! Let me hug you!
I like the color of your eyes.
Are you a writer? What are you writing?
Any of multiple cliche' lines that a sailor or marine in Thailand of the Phillipines has heard for over the last 50 years, just walking down the street. See any war film for details.
2007-01-25 13:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends say you are good, can I have a try?
You've slept with everyone else in the bar, what else do you have to lose?
Your brother told me you were good in bed, can I find out?
2007-01-25 13:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If I told you, you had a great body, Would you hold it against me?"
That was the worst. I can't think of many others, when I do I will answer again.
2007-01-25 13:35:00 · answer #8 · answered by content26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey underneath my clothes i'm all mustle want me to prove it guys are so disscusting
2007-01-29 10:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by sam !pnutbttrjelly! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't tried those, but I don't think they would work very well.
2007-01-25 13:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋