anything made you mad today?

Question

i fell over today and that was before i started work.im so embarrassed. can someone make me laugh?

yeah i did laugh, i slipped on dog p!iss in my kitchen but i was mad at first cos i got my clothes wet. tehehehe

Answer 1

There's two bag of crisps walking along the road, when a driver pulls up and asks them if they need a lift.No thanks we're walkers they say.

Answer 2

I woke up v. early 2 go 2 class, got 2 class and got dismissed after 15 minutes. Since I gotta w8 3 hours for my next class, I went back home 2 catch an hour sleep. I went back 4 myt sencond class and It got cancelled. BTW I live about 30 minutes away from my school and had 2 pay 4 tolls in total. Not 2 mention the waste of gas.

Answer 3

Read this................................
Bullfrogs & Blowjobs
>
> A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
> looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
> the
> clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
>
> "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
> trained to give blowjobs!"
>
> "Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
>
> "It hasn't been proven but we have sold 30 of them this month," he said.
>
> The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true. ..
> no
> more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
>
> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
> skeptical
> and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never
> need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
> flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
> downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
> cookbooks.
>
> "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
> The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your a** is
> gone!!!

Answer 4

A penguin is having car trouble so he takes it to the garage.The mechanic says it will take an hour to check it out,so to kill a bit of time the penguin goes to a cafe over the road and has some icecream.Penguins love icecream.
Anyway an hour later he goes back to the garage and asks if they could tell what was wrong,the mechanic says "it's nothing too serious-it looks like you just blew a seal"
so the penguin looks down at his collar and says " no it's just a little icecream!!!"

Answer 5

Well, the other day I fell flat on my face in the wine section of the grocery store. Completely sober at this point, by the way. Oh, and there were people around. LOTS of people... It's a good thing I've learned to laugh at my shortcomings. ;-)

*hugs*

Answer 6

Yes! I had to phone a supplier who has answered no correspondence about a queried invoice and threatens legal action now. I tried to give him somoene's number to call to sort it out and he point blank refused, he hasn't got time, kept talking over the top of me and not letting me finish my sentences. Let him try and take us to court. Customer service my ****. Prat. Sorry about that, needed to get it off my chest and this was the perfect question! Hope tomorrow is a better day for you :o)

Answer 7

Yeah, the story concerning the cop who gave a cost ticket to a solid guy that positioned himself at risk and saved 2 different peoples lives. He became hit by ability of a truck attempting to maintain 2 previous women folk. And the cop gave him a cost ticket on the well-being facility.

Answer 8

well thats nothing i slipped on ice today outside near my college i laughed though and everyone eles was laughing.

i can try make you laugh. Try imagining a very fat person dancing with thier flab wobbling about and all of a sudden they slip and fall.

Answer 9

a man and his wife are discussing living wills the man says he don't want to be a vegetable, dependent on a machine, getting food from a bottle ...so the wife through out the mans TV and his beer...sucks living with a smart @ss

Answer 10

dont worry i slipped 5 times to day on black ice... most embarressingly as i stepped off the bus and this really cute guy was behind me and i did a stupid girly scream then tried to laugh it off like a moron.

Answer 11

my cat had a number two accident one morning and i stood in it in bare feet and had to crawl on my knees to get to the shower to wash it off. That kind of thing ***** up your whole day. that and my boyfriend stood and laughed at me and then went to work and told everybody he works with about it.