Boudreaux on Death Row
There was a German, an Italian and Boudreaux on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! he was dead.
Then Boudreaux said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and Boudreaux fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then Boudreaux said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
Boudreaux replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2007-01-25 05:24:28 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats awesome
2007-01-25 05:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's actually kind of funny. I don't see what the purpose was in saying that they were German Italian and Boudreaux though. It could have been just three people instead.
2007-01-25 13:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by The Q-mann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10.
2007-01-25 13:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious dude! Awesome joke>
2007-01-25 13:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by homie101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made this South Louisiana boy laugh. Como se va?
2007-01-25 13:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine!
2007-01-25 13:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*falls off chair laughing*
2007-01-25 14:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So was there a question in there I missed?
2007-01-25 13:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by boatworker 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it bro!!
2007-01-25 13:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2007-01-25 13:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋