One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends.
2007-01-25 05:23:58 · 12 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.
lol!
2007-01-25 05:24:22 · update #1
You silly girl. Loved it :-)
Hey - What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk.
What's a brunette's mating call? Is the blonde gone yet?
2007-01-25 05:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha 10/10 + star
2007-01-25 13:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, now why not ask the same question to a redhead she would have known the blonde was bluffing and whacked her one off of the side of the head,
:)
2007-01-25 14:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. 9/10!
2007-01-25 21:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, yes!! Revenge of the blondes! Soon we shall rule the world... Maybe not. lol.
2007-01-25 13:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol that is one smart blonde
2007-01-25 13:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by claidifl 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
smart
2007-01-25 13:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by twilight is *#%*#!!!! XD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha great joke...
thanks for making me laugh!
=-]
2007-01-25 13:34:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-01-25 13:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i love this... ive hurd it b4 but its never gonna get old
2007-01-25 13:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋