I never have quite figured out why the sxxual urges of men & women differ so much. I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing.
And I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she then says, "I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?!"
So she says the words that I and every other husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.
I’m thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say, "OK."
2007-01-25 05:10:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited! She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don’t think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn’t even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK.
She was almost sxxually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure that I might be having sxx again sometime never????
2007-01-25 05:14:05 · update #1
well think thats the romance shoot dead 10/10
2007-01-25 05:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like your wife was setting you up for a shopping excursion. You cannot solve a "emotional" problem with "financial" means. Next time she says she has a "emotional" problem, tell her to invite her girlfriends over to talk about it, because you need to get some sleep so you can get up and go to work in the morning.
2007-01-25 05:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a chick I can tell you that was way too funny... It might be a bit childish for your wife but it was truly great!!! Well done I say, well done! I'll tell you one thing for sure your wife might not understand the retaliation, she won't even be able to compare the situations.
2007-01-25 05:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I know that the person at the check out laughed. I knoe that I would have. I hope that you have alot of covers for the chair.
2007-01-25 05:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-25 06:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody sure screwed himself....N I think will be doing so for quite awhile! Lol
10/10
2007-01-25 05:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're on a role tonight, wanna be the top contributor, hey? hehe
2016-05-23 22:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As one chris to another, it's very funny but I've heard it before.
2007-01-25 05:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I like.
2007-01-25 05:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, Highly funny.
2007-01-25 05:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋