An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her
hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman
approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir,anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
2007-01-25 04:53:01 · 22 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you know where she lives? I'm lonely.
2007-01-25 05:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-01-25 05:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrr...I hate it even as they mess with stuff. i'm from the former college: If it ain't broke, then do not fix it!! The monkey in all likelihood ought to do a better job with the shotgun. p.s. good morning, Shultzie!
2016-10-16 02:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by sandeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-25 06:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! That also might be the most action that she seen in a while. lol
2007-01-25 04:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha He He !
2007-01-25 05:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-01-25 04:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, heard this b4 but still made me laugh
2007-01-25 06:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if its that age who cares10/10
2007-01-25 05:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-25 05:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋