A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he
notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has
just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place
where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you
know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might
be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag
night that I shagged on the snooker table in front
of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some
wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your sons' English Teacher"
2007-01-25 04:49:14 · 18 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha hilarious!
THERE THEY GO AGAIN WITH THE BLOODY GRAMMAR LESSONS!
what was your question?
oh, and thanks for the 2 points!
oh, and nice hair!
2007-01-25 04:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by im*horny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2007-01-25 12:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by sukis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 awesome + Star
2007-01-25 12:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-25 14:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the guy have two sons with the same English teacher? Or did you just not do well with grammar. The word "sons'" means belonging to the sons. The word "son's" means belonging to the son.
Sorry to be rude/ impolite, but I've heard this joke before, and I'm a bit of a stickler for grammar.
2007-01-25 12:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
nice, thx 4 2
2007-01-25 13:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tres joli
2007-01-25 12:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by maxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 2 thumbs up
2007-01-25 14:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-01-25 13:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by wadup78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-01-25 12:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, a male blonde joke!
two thumbs way up!!!
2007-01-25 12:55:23 · answer #11 · answered by Manda 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋