They are feeling frisky so pull in to a lay-by (apt name).
He slowly pushes his hand inside her jeans,then her panties.Just then he looks up and sees a policeman walking towards the car.
"Oh no!" he said..."Fuzz"
His girlfriend answered.." What did you expect...a ponytail?"
2007-01-25 04:09:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL....kinda nasty..but definately funny! Thanks for making me spit my tea everywhere...now im all wet and sticky!
2007-01-25 05:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness it wasn't from the old days when policeman were more commonly known as "pigs".
2007-01-25 04:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... It took me a while...
The guys was talking about the policeman and the chick was talking about her muff... LOL
Took me 3 minutes to figure it out.
2007-01-25 04:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by →sugarwuss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7/10
2007-01-25 05:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 x
2007-01-25 04:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 not bad.
2007-01-25 04:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!! heres one for you.
i went with a local prostitute 3 weeks ago and then started icthing, upon investigation i discovered i had pubic lice.
A week later i bumped into the prostitute and shouted at her "you ***** you gave me crabs" she replied " what do you expect for £15, LOBSTERS".
2007-01-25 04:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by wang eyed lil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty, but i jsut about choked on my mashed potatoes readin that! 10/10!
2007-01-25 04:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-25 04:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-01-25 04:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by ET Dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋