January 1, 2009
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
2007-01-25 04:07:05 · 19 answers · asked by i totally agree with you!! not 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She has disposed of Bill? Now that's news, huge!!!
Who's she hooked up with now? Ellen Degeneres?
2007-01-25 04:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh,hahahaha!! Funny.
2007-01-25 12:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by ET Dude 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send Hillary to the theater!!!
2007-01-25 13:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good! lol
i dont support hillary! i hope she doesn win!
2007-01-25 12:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by creyentededios 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jolly good cracker!
2007-01-25 12:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by X factor 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I almost did not read this, best joke on H.C so far. good for you
2007-01-25 12:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The laugh is commin HA there it was
2007-01-25 12:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mysterious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Funny one!
2007-01-25 12:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I support hilary but i stil think that is a funny joke. :)
2007-01-25 12:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by puffalump 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats pretty funny. best one i have read today.
2007-01-25 12:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋