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Ladies, If you met a man in a supermarket, and felt like jumping on him.

2007-01-25 03:47:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

30 answers

Speak to him. Ask him if he has a set of jump leads as your car wont start. When you get him to your car, ask him if he fancies eggs for breakfast. That should do it.

2007-01-25 04:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 1 0

Engineer a head-bumping or trolley crash to start a conversation...if u see him near the mags or dvds pick up the same one as him (what a coincidence!) - i know it sounds a bit stalkerish but he need never know it was contrived.

if that doesnt work, pick up a cucumber in the veg section!!!!

oh and read The Banquet by Carolyn Slaughter - that'll put u off guys in supermarkets!!!

2007-01-25 12:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by Queen of the Stone Age 3 · 0 0

I'm a man at least I was the last time I looked but at 67 the chance would be a fine thing still hoping one never knows?

2007-01-25 12:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd go to the frozen food section jump in the fridge & cool myself down!!

2007-01-25 12:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by lauzy 2 · 0 0

Ah - meaningful looks across the frozen peas....How about asking him to lift something down from a high shelf for you, then engaging in a little light conversation - who knows where it may lead... Of course, if you're taller than him, this won't work!

2007-01-25 11:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by mad 7 · 2 0

I'm not a lady but i would say just go up to him and say that he caught your eye. I can't see a man not liking this.

2007-01-25 11:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by interestiblez 2 · 2 0

I look for a wedding ring and check out what's in his basket first to see if there's a chance he was single. Then I'd tell myself to wise up and get on with my shopping !

2007-01-25 12:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What like stomping on him? I get that with old biddies in supermarkets. I could jump on their heads until their brains came out of their ears.

2007-01-25 11:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by Bagpuss 4 · 0 3

Jump der and den what ya gotta lose ?

2007-01-25 12:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by u2found 1 · 0 0

Ask him can I jump on him

2007-01-25 11:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Truthfully♥ 3 · 1 0

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