A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I’m hurting all over my body."
"That’s odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You’re not a natural brunette are you?"
"No I’m a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down.
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen.
The salesman said, "Computers don’t need curtains."
The blonde said, "Hellooo, I have windows!.
2007-01-25 03:42:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-25 06:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answers said they like the last one:
The salesman said, "Computers don’t need curtains."
The blonde said, "Hellooo, I have windows
But, in mho, the blonde has a point. Instead of relying on the timed screen savers to cover the "smut" or "personal love letters", cute curtains with a good lock may sell, certainly to the hundreds of thousands of blondes.
2007-01-25 04:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those have been good -- right it is one approximately brunettes on an identical time as you're a blond and choose a come decrease back: Why do brunettes like their hair shade a lot? answer: It suits their mustache.....
2016-12-12 19:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by degennaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the 1st one a million times, the other 3 are good though.... especially the last one. I know a blonde girl who would actually do that.
2007-01-25 03:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.
2007-01-25 03:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only liked the curtains one...
2007-01-25 03:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them all, but the last one was a straight face reaction....
2007-01-25 04:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly_261 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?....A: There is lipstick on the cucumber...vry funny...:-)
2007-01-25 03:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny Chris, keep them coming...
2007-01-25 04:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Golden Child 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one and the curtains one.
2007-01-25 04:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋