Is there a funny term for when people take a dump, don't flush, and leave it for some poor victim to find?

Question

We have a "Mad Crapper" at our office. Who ever it is must eat healthy because they leave us a nice surprise in the bowl on a regular basis. We are trying to come up with a funny term to call it... like how "Dirty Sanchez", and "The Shocker" have become house hold names. The funniest reply will get the best answer. Thanks!

Answer 1

I have 5 brothers and always hear about poop from them so here
1.Slim jim junkie
2.ThreePly
3.the poop reaper
4.General Colon Pow
5.Hairy Pooter
6.BungaDin
7.The Log of HAzzard
8.**** Bandit
9.Crusty the SnowMan
10.Poop Chute Cleaner
11.Tronald Dump
12.Darth pooper
12.The Phantom Mess
13.Skid Marky Mark
14.DungDaddy

Answer 2

Bowl of Chili

Someone Birthed a Big Brown Baby

Uncle Ben's Craptacular Surprise!

Answer 3

We had one of those at my last job. We would joke that it was big enough to look like a french loaf of bread. So little by little we started an "investigation" to see who it was. Finally we found our culprit and someone also joked that the "souvenir" looked like a long muffin.
So when this person was in the men's room, we would start singing,"Have you seen the Muffin Man,the Muffin Man,the Muffin Man"?
He never knew what we were talking about.

Answer 4

There's always "dropped the kids off at the pool"

and "took the Browns to the Super Bowl."

And my personal favorite ; "jettisoned a spent carbon fuel rod."

Answer 5

Ah, we had someone floating around like that in my circle of friends. But he'd do it at your house when you were on vacation. We used the "phantom crapper" the "mad sh!tter" which are pretty basic.

Answer 6

Call it the Fudge Dragon. Or the Mud Monkey.

Answer 7

Turd-ster

Crap-man

Turdy

The abominable Turdster
or any of the above?

Answer 8

how about

"The anonymous philanthropist" because he makes a deposit and runs.

or
"banker-bob" (for the same reason)