A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her hxmxsxxuality and decided to come out of the closet.
Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon.
Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gxy.
Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lxsbian?"
"Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean lxck women down below?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative.
With that, her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
2007-01-25 02:57:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-25 03:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONOTHER NEW ONE YOU GOT A NEW BOOK 10/10
2007-01-25 03:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really didnt see that punchline coming, 10/10 for haha factor
PS my cyber g/f has got a fing for you, thats why i h@te you!!!!!!
2007-01-25 03:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm ok
2007-01-25 03:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Hilarious!!!
2007-01-25 03:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, and I blushed!!!
Good 1.
Tink x
2007-01-25 03:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that lol
2007-01-25 03:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, nice one !
2007-01-25 04:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! those who didnt laugh are probably muff munchers already
2007-01-25 04:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by valmoptop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny or I don't get it. Sorry.
2007-01-25 03:08:59 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋