Did you hear about the man who died when he jumped down a drain?
The coroner recorded a verdict of
sewer-cide.
did you hear about the blonde who went to las vegas?
she lost all her money in the parking meters.
Hear about the bloke who got hit by two drums and a cymbal
he's in hospital with a bad case of
percussion
A woman told her friend i was in the cemetery the other day
and i saw four gravediggers who spent hours walking round the place carrying a coffin?
her friend ask's "what were thy doing that for"
the woman says: "ITHINK THEY'D LOST THE PLOT"
2007-01-25 02:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good start lol 10/10
2007-01-25 02:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-25 02:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Funny ones. 8/10.
2007-01-25 03:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny especially the coffin joke.
Thanks brought a little smile to my otherwise shitty afternoon at work.
2007-01-25 03:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 04:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last one's the best
2007-01-25 02:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very drole. There starting to wear a bit thin chris!
2007-01-25 02:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
THERE GOOD ALL NEW AS WELL KEEP IT UP 10/10
2007-01-25 03:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! NEXT!
2007-01-25 03:07:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good full marks
2007-01-25 03:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋