a wish come true funny or not?

Question

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

Answer 1

Hahahaha + 10/10 + Star + Best Answer + You are so funny.

Answer 2

Bob and Joe are joking around in the top floor of their apartment building and they decide to moon the people on the streets through the window. Bob looks over at Joe and can't help but notice that Joe has a cork stuck up his ****. Later on that day, Bob casually brings up the subject and asks Joe how he got the cork stuck up his ****.
"Well," said Joe, "I'll tell you the whole story."
"One day I was walking along the beach when I tripped over an enchanted lamp. A genie popped out of the lamp and said 'My name is Abdullah, I will grant you three wishes.' and I said 'No sh1t!"...

Answer 3

Funny

Answer 4

now you know what i am always wishing for lol 9/10 deducted 1 point heard it before still funny

Answer 5

you forgot to add the agrees with everything i say part to the chick with long legs. but other than that a really good joke.

Answer 6

HEARD THAT ONE SORRY HAVE TO DEDUCT 2 8/10

Answer 7

Cute!

Answer 8

I think your imposter is kinda frustrated that you because you actually tell good jokes

Answer 9

That is the best I have seen on here, nice one.

Answer 10

that was so funny i guess he should have been more specific on the second wish ha ha