These 3 dudes were caputered by Indians one day, and the Chief said if you can tell us to do something and we can't do it, we'll set you free. If we can, we burn you alive. The first guy said "Run to the top of that mountain and back before sunset." An Indian did it, so they burned him alive. 2nd dude said "Swim across that river and back without drowning." An Indian could do THAT, so they burned HIM alive. 3rd dude said he'd need a can of beans. So they gave him some beans and he ate them. After a bit, he farted and said "Catch that and paint it red."
2007-01-25 02:46:33 · 9 answers · asked by HK 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe
I would have said, "Every one of you, commit suicide NOW!"
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2007-01-25 03:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your friend at boot camp sounds like a nice guy. He sounds happy in his religion and is tolerant of those who do not believe in the same as he does. But what if he was to start pressuring you into believing the same as he does?. What if he constantly told you that you are going to hell for not having the same faith as him?. What if he knocked on your door on Saturday mornings and tried to convert you?. What if he wanted his personal beliefs taught in all schools as fact to all children?. What if he protested at advancement in possible life-saving medical research because of his personal beliefs?. You see there are theists who are comfortable in their religion and happily practice it without bothering or disturbing others. I respect them and am happy that they have found comfort in whatever they believe in. But unfortunately there are those who just have to shout it out and disrupt the lives of those who do not see things the way they personally see them. That is when I personally lose respect for people and their beliefs. .
2016-05-23 22:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lol funny 10/10
2007-01-25 02:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........let me guess. They caught it, painted it red and burnt the dude alive right?
thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-25 02:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before, but i still laughed
2007-01-25 03:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unexpected ending - no pun intended
2007-01-25 03:11:48 · answer #6 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well atleast it started funny.
2007-01-25 02:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ;) that was pretty good
2007-01-25 03:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by snooteriffic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny!
2007-01-25 03:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lil Sexy Biker Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋