D pastor entered his donkey in a race and won..
D pastor was so pleased he entered d race again and it won.
D local paper read " PASTORS *** OUT FRONT".
D Bishop was so upset wit dis kind of publicity dat he ordered d pastor not 2 enter d donkey in another race.
D next day, d local paper headline read "BISHOP SCRATCHS PASTORS ***". Dis was 2 much for D Bishop, so he ordered d pastor to get rid of d donkey.
D pastor decided to give it 2 a Nun in a nearby convent.
D local paper, hearing of d news, posted d following headline: "NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
D Bishop fainted. He informed d nun dat she would have2 get rid of d donkey so she sold it 2 a farmer 4 $10. D next day d paper read: "NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.
Dis was too much 4 d bishop, he ordered d nun 2 take d donkey 2 d plains where it could run wild.
The next day d headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD & FREE. D Bishop was buried next day.
Moral: bein concerned wat people think can bring misery and shorten ur life
2007-01-25 01:28:39 · 7 answers · asked by Richbitch 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the best yet!!! My day is going sooooo freaking well, thanks for the funniest so far!!!
2007-01-25 02:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by momofatsc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry to be a ***** but everytime you used D instead if the it took another year off my life. halfway through i wanted to kill myself.
2007-01-25 15:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-25 09:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-01-25 09:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by foxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!
gud moral in life though!
2007-01-25 10:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-01-25 10:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and that's d truth, lol
Thanks.
2007-01-25 10:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋